Why am I starting a blog?

Well, I'm starting a blog because my journey through life has been bonkers. Stories I tell people, are unbelievable. I get a lot of, "Holy shit! That's your life?!"
Yes. It is.
So, I'm gonna write them all down.
They're awkward. Some stories will probably be funny while others will probably be horrifying.
But that's life.
That's my life.
And probably yours too.